deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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frienclzone:

when a teacher postpones a test

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teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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2boys1cup:

it started out with a click

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how did it end up like this

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roughrimjob:

*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

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rebelliousavox:

himesama:

if you see those before and after puberty things and get bothered because you still think you look pretty gross, remember that some pokemon have two evolutions and some have three

this is the most inspirational thing i’ve heard all week

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